Blog Tour: Onyx by Jennifer L. Armentrout: Ten Signs You're Dating an Alien + Giveaway


Super excited to be the next stop in the Onyx Blog Tour for the very talented Jennifer L. Armentrout. We are HUGE fans of Jennifer and will just about post anything by, from or about her and her books. So without further hold on here is the feature for today and stay tuned afterwards for a great giveaway. A BIG CONGRATS to Jennifer, Onyx debut on the USA Today Bestsellers list at #93. Throws Confetti, its well deserved!!!


Jennifer L. Armentrout Links: WebsiteBlogFacebookTwitterGoodreads

About the Author:

USA Today Bestselling Author Jennifer lives in Martinsburg, West Virginia. All the rumors you've heard about her state aren't true. When she's not hard at work writing, she spends her time reading, working out, watching really bad zombie movies, pretending to write, and hanging out with her husband and her Jack Russell, Loki.

Her dreams of becoming an author started in algebra class, where she spent most of her time writing short stories....which explains her dismal grades in math. Jennifer writes young adult paranormal, science fiction, fantasy, and contemporary romance. She also writes adult romance under the name J. Lynn.



Ten Signs You’re Dating an Alien

1.Your significant other eats a lot but never gains a pound. And when I say eats a lot, no food group is safe around them. Especially anything sugary.

2.When your significant other says they’re visiting “home” and when you ask where, they don’t have a zip code for you, then you’re probably dating an alien.

3.Your boyfriend or girlfriend moves so fast that you don’t even see them actually move? Not a vampire. But an alien.

4.If you’re pretty positive that your boyfriend or girlfriend actually fades out, you don’t need your eyes checked. They’re an alien

5.Emotions are running high and you see your significant other’s pupils start to glow white, you’re not crazy. He/She is a very unhappy… or very happy alien.

6.You fall and scrape your knee. Owie! Your boyfriend heals the boo boo with a touch of his fingers. You’re dating an alien and he’s in a lot of trouble.

7.If in the middle of a very hot make out session, every electrical device is the house is zapped? Yes. You’re both just that hot, but your significant other is throwing off enough electrical charges to take out a power grid.

8.Some creepy dude wearing dark sunglasses is constantly trying to kill your boyfriend/girlfriend, you’re dating an alien…or your boyfriend/girlfriend has a stalker.

9.Men in Black are constantly visiting your significant other’s house.

10.And finally, if your boyfriend lights up like a glow worm, you’re dating an alien.


Onyx
Lux #2
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
Reading Level: YA
Genre: Paranormal/Fantasy
Released: August 14th 2012
Publisher: Entangled Publishing
Available: Amazon • Barnes & Noble
OUaT Reviews: ObsidianOnyx
Summary: (from Publisher)Being connected to Daemon Black sucks…

Daemon’s determined to prove what he feels for me is more than a product of our bizarre connection. I’ve sworn him off even though he’s running more hot than cold these days. But against all common sense, I’m falling for him. Hard.

Our relationship issues aren’t out biggest problem…

The Department of Defense is here. If they ever find out what Daemon can do and that we’re linked, I’m a goner. So is he. And when a new boy shows up a school with a secret of his own, things get complicated fast. I need to choose between my own instincts and Daemon’s.

But then everything changes…

I’ve seen someone who shouldn’t be alive. Daemon’s never going to stop searching until gets the truth. What happened to his brother? Who betrayed him? And what does the DOD want from them—from me?

No one is who they seem. And not everyone will survive the lies.

The Lux Series available on Amazon: Shadows • Obsidian • Onyx • Opal (Pre-Order)


Hope you found this post exciting, because its about to triple the excitement now on here. Thanks to Entangled Publishing we can offer one winner today a chance at winning Obsidian and Onyx from Jennifer. See I told you to stick around.

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49 comments:

  1. :D hahaha! You think I'd notice the alien aspect before I read the list but no! I think my BFF is an alien!!!!

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    1. Glowing eyes is my favourite though. It looks amazing in my mind and will be better when real :)

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  2. Haha! That was so hilarious! Loved it! Can't wait to read the books!
    ~Hira

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  3. Hmmm #5 with the glowing pupils and #1 since that just isn't fair; wish I was an alien so I wouldn't have to worry about gaining weight!

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  4. I like #3. Thanks for the giveaway!

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  5. love the fact that no electronically device is safe!!! :) loving #7

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  6. I like 6 & 7 although I would really wish he could share #1 with me! Totally unfair!

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  7. They are all great! haha.
    #3 caught my attention. Just because it ends with, "Not a vampire. But an alien..."
    Thanks for the giveaway!
    I am just dying to own my own copies!

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  8. Thanks for the giveaway, I hope you're making this international (^_^)

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  9. It would be #6 for me. Him being able to heal would be so cool. Thank you.

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  10. I love #6. Does he phone home too? LOL

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  11. If your boyfriend lights up like a glowworm, I laughed at that one.

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  12. I LOVE number 8...it actually made me laugh out loud :)

    -JennyC

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  13. I love them all but if you are going to make me pick. 8

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  14. Oohh! I love #6 - instant healing is awesome!

    Thanks,
    Leanne

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  15. HAHAHAHA! I love the whole list, especially #7. Thanks for the giveaway! I've been wanting to read anything by this author FOREVER, but the library doesn't have any of her books. :(

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  16. No.7 of course! That was so cute!!

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  17. lol that was fun and hilarious. I loved number 10, that would definitely point to the obvious :)

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  18. I love Emotions are running high and you see your significant other’s pupils start to glow white, you’re not crazy. He/She is a very unhappy… or very happy alien.

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  19. Lights up like a glow worm!!! LOL

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  20. Hmmm, #10 is hilarious. If your boyfriend lights up like a glow worm.
    It's a good thing I didn't have my mouth full of tea, or I would have washed my laptop screen.
    I'd love to win a copy of Onyx.
    luvfuzzzeeefaces at yahoo dot com

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  21. thanks for the great post and giveaway!

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  22. I think I like #9 just because if those Men in Black look anything like Will Smith, I'm totally game! ;)

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  23. I love the Men in Black one. I can't help thinking of Will SMith

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  24. I love number 7..If in the middle of a very hot make out session, every electrical device is the house is zapped? Yes. You’re both just that hot, but your significant other is throwing off enough electrical charges to take out a power grid.

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  25. LOL. I really like #7! Too funny!
    DeAnna Schultz

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  26. I love them all but #10 is my favorite! Thanks for this amazing giveaway - I would love to win!

    Suz Reads

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  27. I definitely like #10! Lights up like a glow worm is hilarious! xD

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  28. #7 Him lighting up like a glowworm would be extremely hilarious to see.

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  29. I love #6 all are great thanks for sharing! Thank you for the fun blog tour and great giveaways!

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  30. My favorite is when your bf/gf zaps all your electric appliances. Oops! :)

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  31. Love those!! I think my favorite would be the healing. That could be handy. Laughed when I read lights up like a glowworm.

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  32. I loved them all but I think #7 and #10 are my faves! Totally made me giggle.

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  33. I think #7 is just wayyyyy toooo funnnyyyy. hahahaaha

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  34. Haha I like #8. Seems like that'd be a good indicator. (:

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  35. The hot makeout session one! Duh!!!

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  36. I really love #7 and #2 is just funny.

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  38. Awesome list. Number 10 is my favorite.

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